This is the perfect food for get-togethers at the most "exclusive" club-houses, fraternities, and meetings of the Council of Conservative Citizens.

The slice of bread is wrapped for your protection. You can place it in your breadbox without worry - it won't mingle with the wheat or (heaven forbid) pumpernickel bread that it might encounter! A nice safe food for the kids too - whether they're on the school bus or all grown up and studying hard at the university.