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The Samizdat Division at FIMP brings you your own personal homeland security system. When things get nasty and we haven't seen Dick Cheney recently, put this card on your refrigerator door with a magnet, so you'll know that he's in an undisclosed location. When the all-clear sounds and he's back in sight, take the card down. Jot down on the back of the card where you saw him last. You'll feel better, y'know, more secure.
The Samizdat Division
Doing what we can to make things just that much better.
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